Anyway, I'm an American gal who has been living in Europe since 2010. Currently I am in Lyon, France after living in Switzerland, Germany, Spain, Argentina, Costa Rica. I am originally from crazy ol' San Francisco (a country of it's own LOL). I miss it dearly oftentimes, but not enough to go back and pay that rent! So now I go back twice a year to visit.
What do I do? I travel mostly. I eat. A lot. And often. I write. I am basically a much cuter and gassier Anthony Bourdain. mmm, wait, he's got a face of a gassy guy, I take the gassier part back. Hard to verify for sure though.
What else? I dance classical ballet. I am very interested in sex and sexuality....intellectually and um, in the more hands-on sense. My boyfriends have always appreciated that I like to go at it at least twice a day. hehe.
I am a serial 'bricoleuse.' Meaning I am making stuff all the time, from food to glow in the dark Ho Chi Minh statues to exploding stuffed animals. I paint giant paintings in acrylics. Usually retarded stuff I dreamt. Like 'The Princess of Pupplylandia.' 'Menace of the Hairy Cobra.' 'Princess Diana Catapult.' 'Death by Chevy's Chips.' 'Uphill Exxxtreme Race Between Old People Using Walkers.' And so on.
I have the funniest job in the world! I am a fart model! I make fart videos for fetishists to whack off to. Yep. Proud and LOUD! :OP
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